May 2013
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flower-fairie:
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
drunktrophywife:
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
April 2013
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March 2013
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