Straw Fedoras →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: How teens and adults text: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment... →
funniest10k: Do you know what happens when I get near a computer?
I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
When you get out of the movies and its still... →
lizalikeseggz asked: You finally admitted it :')
I hate when a shower only has 2 options: 3rd... →
so there's a spider on my wall..
comeonbefree: i see it and i’m like and it hears me scream and looks at me like finally, i get up the nerve to smash it but i’m always afraid it’ll be like but it’s not, so i smash it and then i’m like what now spider?! so i’m pretty much a badass when it comes to killing spiders. i flush it down the toilet when im done smashing it because im scared it’ll wake up and come...
When you find something you've been looking for... →
funniest10k: DON’T. TOUCH. MY. CRAP.
Looking at pictures of myself from the past: →
funniest10k: Ages 1-8: AWH I WAS SO CUTE Age 9+: WHAT HAPPENED
KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND SPLIT
pupfresh: Russell Brand has filed for divorce from superstar wife Katy Perry. We were unable to reach Katy Perry for comment, but sources close to her say that she “feels like a plastic bag”.